A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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