A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Niall Horan

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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