Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Penis

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Julian Ha.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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