- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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