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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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