full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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