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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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