Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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