- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

i just wrote this so hard

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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