- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Bacon is delcious.

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