It got hit by a rocket.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Make me famous

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