- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

360 NO SCOPE

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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