How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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woman's lacrosse

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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I love pissing people off :P

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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