- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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