Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

No because your face is really f***** up.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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