- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Your gay

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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