- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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