What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

My spelling is horrible

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

a man makes a bad joke

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

my wife out of the kitchen

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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