- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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