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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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