- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations