A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Then none of us want to be right.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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