- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

i dont care if you rate me or not

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What is the name of the car? What

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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