Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

cory

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Skrillex.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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