- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

your no better than a cockroach

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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