- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Jordan is pregant

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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