- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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