- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

I'm HIV positive.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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