- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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