what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Anti Joke

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