- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

your face

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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