Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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