- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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