- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Charles Manson is innocent.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

A baby seal walks into a club.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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