Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

matt has ebola...funny right!?

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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