- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

whats 7+4? 74

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Racial Equality

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

what did the farmer do? plant

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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