- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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