Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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