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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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