- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Neither have I

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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