A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

The chickens have become self-aware!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Dyslexia ruels!

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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