- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

A black man has a job.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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