Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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you give like i give lomain

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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