What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

kennah campion when she talks

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

feminism

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

a. why? b. because

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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