Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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