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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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