- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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