- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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