- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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