- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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