What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

HEY!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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