A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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