- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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