- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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