- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

A man walked into a bar owch

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Yo mama so fat.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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