What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Hello.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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