- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

This is a joke.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Massie is a fatass

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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