What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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