When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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