y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

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