Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

okay so theres this guy.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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