What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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