Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Penis.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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