- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

your mom is so fat.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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