Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Justin Bieber.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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A man walks into a bar

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Anti Joke

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