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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What is the name of the car? What

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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