- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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