- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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