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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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