- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

poop.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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