a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anyone can post anything.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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