why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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