- Anti Joke

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

alex is cool

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

I am dyslexic