how do you call someone? use a phone

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Jeff

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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