- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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