- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

sky's sty

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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