A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What is the name of the car? What

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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