- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

How do you end a sentence

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What has two legs? Half a cat

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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