Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Nickelback

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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