What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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