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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

you give like i give lomain

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What is older than history?

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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