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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Your girlfriend.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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