What long black and tasty? Licorice

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

copy me and i will kill you

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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