- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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